Check out my MySpace profile foolios.

Or have a gander at my immature, vulgar and hilarious website.

I have a bunch of mostly awesome videos on YouTube too.

You know, maybe fire off an e-mail my way.  I'll either delete it or print it off and stock up on TP.

mc murta last rinsed the following choon: 

...cRap...

diggity check this shit i'm about to spit
like liquid sex in your ear, you gotta love it
now sit back. put your boxers back on you poofter
I'm about to blow out the bass on your crappy woofer
by now you should know that i'm better than you alls
drink you under the table and then fart on your balls
know more about everything than you ever will
i'm more awesome than the sword that's in kill bill

now everybody come sing along even the girls,
murts is the best rapper in the world
he dominates the mic, his lyrics are the bomb,
his email address is murtaman@hotmail.com

everything i think of is amazing, even this bit
i make run dmc and jurassic 5 look like tits
if you disagree with any of this, then you are wrong
and if i ever meet you, i'll rape you with my dong
hot damn i be good and you know you knows it
whip out my cock and your mum wants to blows it
pour drinks into the murt, jd coke, beer and vodka shooter
i need fuel like the delorean what is out of back to the future

now everybody come sing along even the girls,
murts is the best rapper in the world
he dominates the mic, his lyrics are the bomb,
his email address is murtaman@hotmail.com

the ladies scream "murtinator you such a sex masheen"
i don't hear them, cos i heard it before, you know what i mean? (harry)
you foreskin sucklers ain't legends, i had to work hard to become one
come back when you've drank your own piss and shagged your own mom
people often ask me "does it hurt to be that cool"
i cock-slap them and say "shut it twatbag fool"
they beg me "the murt, teach me to be be like you"
but i can't, i was born with it...give up